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Guitar Man

from Arm the Whales by Crassus

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Geoff sings about his inability to play the guitar.

lyrics

GEOFF
You look back on your life and I'm willing to bet
The first thing you dwell on are all your regrets
I could have done this, I should have done that
A million and one failed attempts in your hat

Well let me tell you something...

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

When I'm strumming my strings and I'm playing in key
I bet all the ladies will fall to their knees
First I play it real slow and then I play it real fast
Then I bring it back down again to make the song last

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

Oh what I would give to have my life back
Oh if I could change around my luck
Oh if I could practice another decade or two
Then maybe, just maybe I wouldn't suck

Two, three, three

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

credits

from Arm the Whales, released July 15, 2014
Vocals: Geoff Crump
Guitar: Geoff Crump and Nat Topping

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Crassus Chicago, Illinois

The Chicago sketch comedy power duo of Geoff Crump and Nat Topping. We do songs; we do sketches; we make funny noises and faces.

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