Guitar Man

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Geoff sings about his inability to play the guitar.

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GEOFF
You look back on your life and I'm willing to bet
The first thing you dwell on are all your regrets
I could have done this, I should have done that
A million and one failed attempts in your hat

Well let me tell you something...

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

When I'm strumming my strings and I'm playing in key
I bet all the ladies will fall to their knees
First I play it real slow and then I play it real fast
Then I bring it back down again to make the song last

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

Oh what I would give to have my life back
Oh if I could change around my luck
Oh if I could practice another decade or two
Then maybe, just maybe I wouldn't suck

Two, three, three

I wish that I had taken the time to learn the guitar
Guitar men always seem to know who they are
And who they can do, or what they can get
A guitar man's life is the greatest I bet.

credits

from Arm the Whales, released July 15, 2014
Vocals: Geoff Crump
Guitar: Geoff Crump and Nat Topping

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The Chicago sketch comedy power duo of Geoff Crump and Nat Topping. We do songs; we do sketches; we make funny noises and faces.

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